Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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