Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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