is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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