So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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