Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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