Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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