My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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