you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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