Joe is yelling at the trees again.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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