I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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