he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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