In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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