But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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