she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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