I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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