So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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