Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
is it fun? or sober?
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