I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
