I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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