So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im six kinds of drunk right now
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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