Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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