Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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