Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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