I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
