Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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