Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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