I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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