And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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