I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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