No awkward lesbian experiences without me
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I love having hate sex.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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