also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
His nipple licking is glorious
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