I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
The feeling are messing with the penis
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
