do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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