lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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