Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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