i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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