Well apparently he's into motor boating.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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