also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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