So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Hippo gnu deer
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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