TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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