I CAN MOONWALK!
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
