and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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