im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
My balls are so social today.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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