ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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