Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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