Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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