Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I would ride that face into the sunset
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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