No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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