i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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