ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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